Whew!

In line behind me at checkout, a woman was talking on her cell about her court ordered DWI class. She was asking the person on the other end of the call if they knew if you had to provide a urine sample at the classes or just use a breathalizer. Aparantly the answer was breathalizer, because she then said, “Good, so I can still smoke weed.”

In her cart was a case of beer and a baby.