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in Featured Creature, Funny, New Mexico, Walmart FashionHigh Class Bunny
Well aren’t you a formal looking Easter Bunny with your vest and bowtie. I bet you hop along to all the gated communities passing out Ferrero Rocher chocolate eggs filled with gold flaked caramel. New Mexico More
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Blow Jays All Around
Whyyyyy do you have an outfit full of anime girls looking like they’re all giving blow jammers? New Mexico More
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Why So Serious?
The Joker’s mother looks like she is about to rearrange all the greeting cards on the shelf. It will be total chaos when you’re looking for a happy birthday card but instead you pull out a sorry for your loss card. Muwahahahaha! New Mexico More
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Entrance Only
Sup girl, how about this time the dragon enters you?! New Mexico More
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His Comfy Spot
Seems like a dope spot for some much needed R&R. Just keep it chill bro, wouldn’t want you to inconvenience yourself. New Mexico More
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Rip ‘N Roar
Dude looks like he is in some new energy drink commercial targeted to 13yr old boys. Unleash your inner beast!!! New Mexico More
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4 More Days Until Christmas
Only 4 more days until the jolly fat man comes and gives you the wrong color iPhone and you pitch a bitch like the spoiled little ungrateful shit that you are. Merry Christmas. New Mexico More
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Tiny Hiney
I’d call those jorts “booty shorts” but I don’t think you’ve actually got enough back there to qualify that as a butt. New Mexico More
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Yoga! Yoga! Yoga!
Now, if I thought you were actually doing yoga I might give you a pass on the see through pants, but the socks with slippers is a dead giveaway that you’re not even thinking about getting down on a mat anytime soon. New Mexico More
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Out With A Bang
Not very appropriate, but I can definitely think of like a million worse ways to go out. New Mexico More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, New Mexico, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart FashionOut In The Open
If she bent down in front of you to pick something up on the floor, what would you do? Aaaaaand go! New Mexico More