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Lack of Effort
Let’s play a game folks. It’s like Where’s Waldo, except you’re not looking for a little man in a striped shirt, you just have to find me one thing she managed to get right today. Unknown More
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Rotten Taters
No wonder the produce I buy is always rotten by the time I get home. Unknown More
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Queen Of The Beej
If you want to get good at anything, you have to practice nonstop. There are no off days. Unknown More
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The Cool Down
Picking out some nice meats and cheeses for the Shart-tooteire board? Thanks for wearing a mask though, I feel like I won’t get any germs from you now. Arkansas More
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Wash Your Masks
As this lady can attest, this whole pandemic has turned into a shit show. Unknown More
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Safe Keeping
Now that’s how you get pink eye! Unknown More
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Biscuits & Gravy
Sausage gravy may taste delicious, but it is never appealing to look at… Unknown More
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Popped Biscuits
Nobody is talking about the effect Coronavirus is having on the bottom biscuits industry. Worst of all, my letters to Congress for a booty stimulus package have gone completely ignored. Unknown More
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Proof you can be a shithead with or without a mask on in 2020. Arizona More
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Wave The Flag
If racers knew what waited for them on the other side of that checkered finish line I don’t think they’d be in such a rush to get there. Unknown More
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Welcome To Biscuitville
Whew, it’s okay everyone. Bottom biscuits are still around in 2020. Unknown More
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#BootyGains
If you think I’m letting a little Coronavirus get in the way of booty-season flex, you’re ridiculously mistaken. Unknown More