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When You Can’t Afford Tinder Premium
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This is a repost.
Maybe he’s back on the market.
Touche!
A good man is hard to find. A hard man is good to find.
He’d be better off writing it in Braille. It would take a blind woman with no sense of smell to take up his offer.
Despite his serious commitment and stellar efforts, sadly he still only gets texts from the one true woman in his life, his mother.
By the way he is ogling the candy bars we know the reason the competition doesn’t stand a chance.
It’s tragic that guys like this never seem to be in the same Walmart as the gal with “Blowjob Queen” t-shirts or the one spreading chaos one dick at a time.
I’m holding out hope, however, that one day the two will meet, and they’ll hear banjos instead of bells.
You F’ers cut off the last digit, I had to text all ten numbers hoping to find him and ask him where i could find a nice man.
I’d tap that.