Ma’am, I’m gonna need you to go see my friend Al Bundy over at Gary’s Shoes and Accessories for Today’s Women. He’ll take excellent care of you and tell you exactly what you need to hear.
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Al would say she needs to have her legs cut off at the knee and turned into umbrella stands.
What are the odds that those shoes won’t come off?
I have seen this footwear muffin topping in person on several occasions; most recently, last Thurs.
I certainly don’t want to know what the rest looks like, and I know that goes double for Nemesis.
At least she’s trying to cover up a bit of that atrocity. Did you hear that Mr. Tyler?
actually,this appears to be congestive heart failure. I see this at Walmart quite often. bad diet and obesity.
She doesn’t need a shoe salesman, she needs a farrier.
They look like hoofs
Ouch! That hurts just to look at it. How on earth does she get them on?
she’s bakin’ bread in those shoes
Her ankles are bigger around than my thighs!
Poor woman, their feet are not only swollen, she also has big bruises, I don’t think it’s right to make fun of her. The vast majority of pictures here are funny, but not this one in my opinion. I feel bad for her
I so want to stick a catheter into her and give her IV Lasix for three days. Has she not seen a doctor for years???
A woman comes into the shoe store today – so huge she’s protected by Green Peace – and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I ask if she wants to eat them here or take them home.
No need to be so cruel…
I feel so horrible for this woman. You know her feet are killing her. 🙁 So sad…