That Funky Monkey

Let’s, for argument sake, say that I will concede that it’s okay to have your kid on a leash (which it isn’t). Don’t you think it’s time to take the kid off the leash when he starts smoking cigars? Seriously, that kid is like 6’2″ and that monkey is cutting off his circulation! You can’t lose him if he is bringing the car around for you!
Washington