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Squirt & Shitney

Y’all can’t even fathom the level of love that grandmothers have. You think you know, but you have no idea. Can you imagine loving people so hard you’re willing to embroider a fleece where Bubba is like the 4th worst name and wear it in public? No, your head can’t even imagine that love. You probably stopped reading by now and have spaced off wondering how someone on this Earth has the name Shitney right now. As you should.

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  1. There are laws in Brazil to keep parents from giving their children names like Squirt and Shitney. Maybe there needs to be a law like that in our country.

    • The Province of Quebec in Canada also has a similar law on naming children. In addition to a ban on giving children names like Hitler, Judas, Satan, etc., Parents are forbidden from giving any name that sounds like a reference to feces.

      Scorched Earth.

  2. F That! No one Named their kid that. It’s obviously a dumb nickname or more likely a mis-printed shirt that was embroidered wrong. Grandma still wears it because it’s comfortable. Get over yourself.

    Yeah. Brazil WOULD pass some law like that – Since they’ve turned COMMUNIST! And you’d jump right on board the Commie train, wouldn’t you?

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