Smithers, Release the Hounds

Tonight I ran in to get some things at the Moraine, Ohio, Walmart. We were there near the new closing time (the store was 24 hours before someone got shot in the parking lot and there was a rape or two). At five minutes to 11 p.m., over the intercom comes the closing announcement: “Attention shoppers: this store will be closing in five minutes. At that time, we are releasing the dogs.”