Scratch & Sniff

I worked at my local Walmart for about 6 months and have seen some pretty interesting people, but this one in particular takes the cake. While standing in line at Walmart with my daughter and boyfriend, the woman in front of us, who by no means looked like a creature, shoved her hand down her shorts and then her panties. I thought nothing of it, again, I’ve seen worse. But after itching a very large itch she proceeded to remove her hand and then pull her shorts and underwear down with her hand, thus showing me and my boyfriend her rather large rear end. As if showing a line of people her butt wasn’t good enough, she took her hand sniffed it and then licked her fingers! Honestly, the look on her face when she turned around and saw me laughing was priceless!