Sampling The Goods

My friend and I were wandering through the liquor section of Wal-Mart (she was getting wine coolers, I was obediently pushing the cart) when we came across a bottle of vodka that someone had taken a swig or two out of and put back on the shelf.

Later that same trip, we saw someone had left a plate with half a piece of chocolate cake on it sitting on a shelf. I wish someone would had invited ME to that party!