I’m sure his parents were pumped to find out his life dream was to be an anime cartoon character. Got a feeling those games of catch in the yard with Dad were something to see.
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i THINK HE LOST A BET
I’d be willing to bet he’s never met his dad.
His dad is probably the one wearing the red shirt.
What’s up with those scrawny legs
Scrawny legs are caused by soy lattes.
Probably another picture of the lol Anti-American, terrorist, Anti-Trump poster. Hahahaha!
I’d hit that shit.
(CanuckGuy)
p.s. In fact, I might have already plugged this dude once or twice.
Did you have to remove the tail before plugging him?
Since I am an inbred redneck, I would definitely nail this pretty girl in the ass.
Only a mentally ill democrat would go along with the pretend notion that that thing is a girl. You’re retarded.
Can’t you read? I am a redneck and in love with my orange Fuhrer and I think this little lady is cute.
Stop being such a judgemental elitist snowflake.
I realize she is not fat, but there is something about her and myself and my buddies in the trailer park find alluring.
And this is not the weirdest thing seen in WalMart today!
I’d bet anything the guy in the skirt is the fudge packing top pitcher, and the fat Pat type is the twink bottom catcher in that relationship.
You sound like an expert in fudge-packing
You sound like an expert at swallowing and be fudge packed.
You are the one using gay terms.
You are either gay or very interested so have memorized the lingo.
Either way, you love the cock. Be proud of what you are.
Stop being a cocktease. You know that you want some random dude balls-deep in your ass — so just man up. You can probably find someone on Craigslist. At least this is legal, as opposed to those little children that you normally prey on …
You sound like a closeted latent homo. Get over yourself and take one in the butt before you commit a crime.
There are so many funny things about you fucking rednecks. One is that you are so homophobic it makes it so obvious you are a self-loathing cock lover.
The second is that you are so blind and stupid that you think calling someone who can see how gay you are a gay person is an insult.
Pro-tip: Calling someone gay: not an insult. You were born that way, be proud.
Bonus pro-tip: Calling someone a redneck is an insult. You choose to live in ignorance and filth.
MY hogs eat queers and they are hungry. You will be shit in 15 minutes.
Stop fucking your hogs, white trash.
So we were right and you admit proudly you are gay. We knew all along. No surprise there.
I’ll admit, if I was a Liberal, I would hope that there was someone in my life that was kind enough and smart enough to help me see the light. And that light would be ability to see that Liberalism provides me with vision that is so myopic that I could get hit by a bus while standing in a cornfield at midnight. I would also seek the guidance that would finally help me see that the only solution was to plug in a curling iron, shove it up ass, and sit in a bathtub full of water.
Rhetoric question: How is the tail (visible under the skirt) fixed? 😉
buttplug
I thought I was the only one to see that tail. I guess when you achieve dumbassery, there isn’t such a thing as too far.
If the guy on the right farts, does the tail fall off?
pulling the tail and hearing a pop
Thought his type went to Target.