Lets ignore the part where you’re in a store. Just set that aside. Why the hell do you have a pet possum? I can’t even dream of a more backwoods Deliverance type of scenario where you’re sitting in a rocker on your front porch petting your pet possum.
Kentucky
This is a service possum
This is a service possum
This is a service possum
Some redneck is going to cook herself a Opossum Pie!