It’s a nice day for a white wedding…and 10% off steam vacuums!
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When you work at WalMart and they won’t let you off for your own wedding.
Nailed it!
Scorched Earth
“If anyone can show reason why this couple should not wed speak now or forever hold
your peace.”
“Attention Walmart associates: Code Spark. Repeat: Code Spark.”
Takes off jacket, puts on vest.
Shouldn’t that dress be at least off-white after the third baby?
The real beauty is if you wait around for an hour you can pick up your wedding photos.
Playing the wedding procession on sequenced cash registers was no small task believe you me.
You may now kiss your bride…and give her your ATM card and pin.
Rather appropriate the had the wedding next to an ATM. He better get used to visiting it often to feed that herd.
Any fool can see that this is NOT a white wedding…