Hillbilly Heroin

I had gone to Walmart to buy an iPod charger for my car. I walked out the doors behind these two “wannabe gangsta” white guys in their 20’s. When they got outside they both stopped, and one of the guys held up one of those small paper bags that you get from the Pharmacy section. He exclaimed, “I got my OxyContin! I got my OxyContin!” Him and his friend kept chanting that and they even started dancing around right in front of the exit doors. There were a bunch of families with little kids but those guys didn’t stop yelling about OxyContin. I guess that’s why they call it “hillbilly heroin.”