It’s A Boy!

When I was in my early twenties I worked the service desk at Walmart. A woman dressed in a lovely beer gut baring tube top and booty baring shorts came up to the desk clearly angry. She threw her Walmart bag at me and said “This said I was pregnant but I got my period, so clearly I’m not!”. With the very liberal return policy, we basically took back almost anything. So, I opened the bag expecting to pull out the empty box of a pregnancy test. What I got, was the actual pregnancy test – still wet! I had this woman’s pee all over my hand! The manager made me give her a refund and I quit working there soon after.