Golden Shower

On a sunny afternoon I decided to go to Wal-Mart and pick up a few things. I drove through the parking lot to try to find the perfect parking space, like everyone does, and I found one about 30 feet from the door. I was only lucky because there weren’t many people there that day. So, I parked my car, got out and started to walk when I noticed two women out of the corner of my eye loading their vehicle. All of a sudden, I see the mother squatting down in her pink muumuu peeing on the ground next to her car. I did a double take, I think the first one ever in my life, because I could not believe what I was seeing. The funny part was her daughter didn’t miss a beat loading the groceries, like this was an everyday occurrence. What amazed me is that not less then 20 feet away was a bathroom. Well, I guess you see everything at Wal-Mart like the breast feeding women with a cigarette in her mouth and two other children in the cab but that is another story.