Fish On A Dish

A woman came into the store and stopped at the service desk to return…a fish. She had her hand wrapped in gauze and complained to the service desk employee that she demanded a refund because the fish “bit her”, and as a result, had to go to the hospital. A manager was called to verify the story, and even called the woman’s doctor who said there was nothing wrong with her finger or her hand. As she went on, the woman became even more upset and threatened to sue Walmart for its “negligence”. Rather than tell the woman to take a hike, the manager not only refunded the fish but gave the woman a $25 gift card for her trouble.

What kind of fish was it that was so dangerous to human flesh, you ask? A 29 cent goldfish.