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False Advertising

Hey everyone, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret: if someone has to tell you what they are, chances are good they are in fact not what they say. For instance (spoiler alert) all the guys that wear shirts saying how big their dick is, probably have tiny penises. Sorry to break the code for you and ruin everything but I like to manage expectations.

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