Dump It

My eight year old wanted an electric Jeep for Christmas from Walmart.  I charged it up and had it ready Christmas morning- it wouldn’t work.  I took it back to Walmart and they asked me if I wanted it repaired or to return it.  My son wanted it repaired, so I left it at the Cairo, Georgia Walmart. After three unsuccessful attempts at repairing it, I was advised to take the Jeep (at my expense) to the Thomasville Walmart for repair.  They tried but it still would not work.  After one more try from Cairo Walmart, I threw my hands up and said that I wanted a refund.  Walmart’s answer was,”Oh, we can’t do that, sir- you’ve had it too long!”.  I took it back home and looked at it in the yard for a long disgusting time- then I loaded it up- took it to Walmart and dumped it at the front door to Walmart- then went in and told the manager this story and told him HE could dump it in the garbage. He walked away without saying a word.  Satisfaction guaranteed.