Drunk Driving

While working third shift at Walmart during college, I witnessed an older woman come in around 3 am one night and grab an electric scooter. This was on a Saturday night / Sunday morning, and due to the blue laws where I was we had to shut down the beer cooler at midnight. The woman proceeded to the beer cooler and grabbed a six pack. For the next hour she drove around the store, on the scooter, drinking her beer. When we finally realized what she was doing we asked her to leave, at which time she stood up from the scooter and had urinated all over the seat. Good times.