Drive-By

My aunt and I were making our way to the front doors of Wal Mart when we noticed a white SUV circle the lot several times. We tried to hurry and go in, but he was driving slowly in the fireline blocking our way. He had his window down and was staring at us with a creepy expression on his face. I looked in his car and noticed he was masturbating! I screamed and my aunt yelled,”You’re disgusting!” but he didn’t seem to care because he kept doing it and drove away only after we ran into the store. Apparently this wasn’t his first time “drive by jacking” either. I’ve heard other stories of the chronic masturbater in the white SUV. GROSS.