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Ding City

Bonus points for honesty and overall pleasantness. I don’t want my car dinged up so I appreciate the heads up.

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  1. “When I walk out to get my mail
    It measures on the Richter scale
    Down at the beach I’m a lucky man
    I’m the only one who gets a tan
    If I have one more pie a la mode
    I’m gonna need my own zip code
    When you’re only having seconds
    I’m having twenty-thirds
    When I go to get my shoes shined
    I gotta take their word”. Al

  2. Like a typical redneck, too stupid to do anything about being fat.

    Park in the very back and walk a few extra steps while you go buy your 10 tons of shit food, that might help a little.

  3. need to leave that person a sticky note saying something like….being that you admit that you are fat…you may want to consider the weight limit of this vehicle and consider buying a dump truck…you something that can handle the weight. 😉

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