Honestly, unless your hair makes a crack sound like a bullwhip when you flip your head around I feel like you’ve wasted however many years it took to grow that. Truthfully even if it makes that whip sound you’ve wasted a bunch of years on that ponytail, but at least there would be like 3 seconds where I’d be like “Oh wow, thats neat.”
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Or, he could do what this one guy did in one of those old martial arts movies. Said guy had a mega long ponytail, which had a curved blade at the end. He would whip his head around to swing the ponytail, slicing stiff with the blade.
That’s Laura Croft!!!
This was my neighbor for over 10 years. Not kidding LOL it’s literally him