Bowl Cut 3x
Don’t you hate that time where Mom thinks she can cut hair? Way to teach then early on Dad that sometimes it’s easier to look like a fool & give Mom what she wants rather than hear her bitch! New Mexico More
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Gasoline Is Like Sex
Judging by that epic rat tail I’ll assume you are now an expert at self-service sex. Oregon More
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A Tail Of All Tails
Ladies and gentleman, it is with great privilege that I present to you the GREATEST RAT TAIL OF ALL TIME! Can you even comprehend the amount of time and energy that goes into conscientiously white trashing your head like this? Truly a thing of legends! Florida More
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in Featured Creature, March Madness, Mullets/Tails, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart FashionElite Eight: Southeast #7 That’s A First Vs. #12 The Real Joe Dirt
We are down to the nitty gritty of the Elite 8! Finally a match-up that will answer the world’s question of which is worse, hair or hips? Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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Sweet Sixteen: East #3 No Tan Line Vs. #7 Put It Back
We’ve got ourselves a hairy one here folks! It’s like the Wolfman and his weird creepy grandpa. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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in Featured Creature, March Madness, Mullets/Tails, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart FashionSweet Sixteen: Southwest: #3 Tighter Vs. #10 Lots Of Tail
The walking condom already took care of one white chick with a big ol’ ass, will he do it again? Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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in Featured Creature, March Madness, Mullets/Tails, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart FashionEast: #7 Put It Back Vs. #15 Blown Coverage
There is just something about this match-up that screams “partial coverage is pathetic” – now you just need to decide which is worse! Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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in Featured Creature, March Madness, Mullets/Tails, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart FashionSouthwest: #2 Old Man Boobs Vs. #10 Lots Of Tail
Finally the lifelong question will be answered: Are you boob guy or and ass man? Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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Southeast: #12 The Real Joe Dirt Vs. #13 Mrs. Roboto
Kinda like old school versus new technology here. Although she isn’t really a robot and that haircut wasn’t ever cool, but whatever. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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West: #7 Tough To See Past All This Awesomeness Vs. #15 Disney Doozies
In another big upset, Disney Doozie continues his Cinderella Tinker Bell run, but he goes up a formidable opponent in what can only be described in storybook terms as Rapunzel’s inbred cousin. Please cast your vote in the comments! More
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