Get this summer’s hot new hair style. Go to your stylists and tell ’em to give you that cheap ass Ramen noodle doo. College kids everywhere will love it. Washington More
I’m not sure his method of trying to pick her up on her way to Grandma’s house is the best idea, but maybe you guys can come up with a few pickup lines for the big bad wolf here. Washington More
I’m gonna let you guys in on a little secret. You’re not Khaleesi and those aren’t dragons. Get ’em out of here and don’t bring them back around until you actually are the mother of dragons and they are real dragons because at that point we won’t be able to stop you anyway. Washington More
Must be something about this warm weather that makes it prime season for baking bottom biscuits because they have been out in full effect lately. Washington More
I see you are well versed in the Asian culture with your trendy Chinese letter shirt and weird mustache. I’m guessing you look real cool eating pizza with chopsticks at home while you watch Bruce Lee movies. Washington More
You know what boggles my mind and also saddens me a little? The fact that I can’t tell if this woman is a super cool mom who likes to dress up like her kids want her to or if she dresses them like she wants to. My plea to humanity is begging for the former […] More
Well that’s just kinda badass. Way to accept your vision problems in style. Sure you could just get better glasses, but last time I checked you can’t burn a bunch of ants with glasses. Washington More
Look at these two shit stains that clearly don’t listen to my previous pleads. I guess birds of a feather right? Aaaand BOOM! Hit ya with the unexpected pun. Put it on the board. Florida & Washington More