It’s like that Fizzy Lifting Drink from Willy Wonka. Except it has the exact opposite effect on my penis in this instance. Nothing is rising over here. North Carolina More
Listen Jaguar fan, don’t get your hopes up too much yet. Hell Eagles fans have been tattooing “Super Bowl Champs” on themselves for the past 52 years only to have to strike it out and write in their hope for next year. Florida More
Some say graffiti is art. Others criminalize it. Either way I haven’t stepped inside a bus since I turned 16 so I’m not going inside there anyway. Tennessee More
Typically I frown upon people writing on someone else’s vehicle but I’ve been around this website long enough to know there is actually a good 65% chance the owner of the truck wrote that themselves. Missouri More
Yo, I’m about to solve both of your problems in one suggestion. Your pants won’t fray and your ass crack won’t get the chills if you simply hike them suckers up. Boom! Two birds, one stone. Minnesota More