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I like this guy. He looks like a child drawing of an old country man come to life. Chawing on an unlit cigar, prison style Mom & Dad tattooo, no sleeves, camo hat, looks old and tired but could lift a John Deere tractor off a baby goat if push came to shove. You and […] More
What really amazes me is you know it definitely takes a lot of time and effort every morning to make your hair look that bad. Like you go out of your way to landscape it into a tall pile of garbage. Florida More
If everyone could please take their seats…wait. No! I meant sit in them, not actually take them. They have not been paid for, you will get stopped at the door. Pennsylvania More
Didn’t know there was an dine-in and drive-thru option all in one stop! California More
The eye of the tiger just went blind. Tennessee More
Pebbles and Bam Bam don’t look as adorable all grown up. New York More
Honestly, I don’t see how those 3 things are really even associated at all. I feel like step 1 has nothing to do with step 2 or 3 and vise versa. Your logic is off my friend and I suggest you sit down and think about what you really want out of life. Eat chicken […] More
Why does your shirt have bumper stickers? A set of classy truck nuts dangling I can see, but bumpers stickers? C’mon! Tennessee More
My. Mother. Truckin. Man. Willy the Pimp! Look at those fresh shades. Fur hat. Slick print shirt. Damn it feels good to be a gangster. Florida More
It’s funny, we’re checking you out while you’re checking yourself out. Don’t forget to pay for all those bottom biscuits. Georgia More
Ever wonder what would happen if Rapunzel married the Crypt Keeper and they had a child? Pennsylvania More
That moment the edibles kick in at the grocery store… Virginia More
