Calling this a “Who Wears It Better?” is extremely fitting in this scenario due to the fact that I have no idea what to call any of this besides “It”. Texas More
I hate when you gotta slip out the back of the strip club in the middle of your shift to run to Walmart because you forgot to get a birthday card for “that bitch” Jasmine but if you don’t get her something everyone else will put that drama on you. Florida More
Wowzers! Why even bother with the tattoos? It’s like hanging a bunch of those inspirational and motivational posters in the death row section at a prison. It’s not doing anyone any good. New Mexico More
Before we start angrily hurling words at him like “sexist” and “woman hater” and “something about MeToo”, lets take a moment to realize he boldly displays the fact that he is a redneck on his truck so set your expectations right at about the level he is at. Alabama More
Wait, who’s taking a vote on this? Pretty sure for most of us that decision was already made for us and I for one appreciate not having to chose between a sharp object near my junk and having an anteater. North Carolina More
I don’t know what cartoon character you are that came to life, but don’t you get sick and tired of little kids running up to you all day and having to pretend your’e a decent human? Texas More
Okay, so by now I’m sure you’ve seen the newest thing to take the internet by storm for the next 5-6 days. The yodeling boy at Walmart. Further proving no good deed goes unpunished, he is already a viral meme. Joke all you want, but he managed to jump so far into popularity that he’ll probably […] More