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WWIB: F Yourself
Who gives f*cks better? Personally, I always favor a man that can tell me to go F myself subtly. It’s slick. You made me read and interpret my own f*ck you. That’s good. Michigan & Mississippi More
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Protect Yo Self
Not the protection I was telling you to wear but I suppose it will generate the same result. New Mexico & Mississippi More
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Taking The Plunge
Lady Gaga wears it and it’s fashion. Two bear like men wear it and it’s just a polar plunge. Mississippi More
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Captain ‘Merica
The new version of Captain America is different, but I can’t tell whether it is in a good way or bad way. Then you’re sitting there going “well that’s not the real Captain America” and then I have to say “Are you sure? They release a new comic book movie every 13 days.” And then […] More
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Hump Day Late
Looking like two humpty dumptys sitting on a wall. Although there is already a crack so perhaps they don’t have to fear falling now. Mississippi More
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Grew Up A Screw Up
How did you manage to wear a ruined shirt the wrong way? Screwing up a screw up almost boarders impressive. Mississippi More
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Baby Monkey
Lady, you’re going to confuse a ton of old people when they lean in to pinch your baby’s cheeks only to find out it’s a monkey. Or they’ll be so old and polite they’ll think you just have an ugly baby and move on. One or the other. Mississippi More
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Beach Bod By January
Looks like someone checked off their New Year’s Resolution beach body already. Mississippi More
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Still In The Spirit
One of the Who’s down in Whoville left for bigger and better things. With no overtime or health insurance. Mississippi More
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Gina The Grouch
“Oscar, why are you such a grouch?” Here’s why… Mississippi More
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Counting On
Reason #64 on why the lines are soooooo damn long at Walmart. Mississippi More
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