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For something that is made to be 95% jammed into a butt crack we somehow tend to see a whole lot of thongs out in public! Missouri More
Well Mr. and Mrs. Cracker, it appears you’ve got yourself a dandy of a dead animal trunk decoration there. And way to strap it to your old Mustang with an old ass seat belt looking wench device. The only way you could get more white trashy here is if your muffler was really loud and […] More
That’s odd, my ship just sank and I’m afraid it will never rise up to set sail ever again. Thanks a lot there S.S. Ho-bag. Missouri More
Are those mannyhose? Is that a thing? If we had a pic from the front, could we see your thing? I don’t like any of the answers I’m about to get. Missouri More
Little bit of ass never hurt anyone. A lot of ass may have hurt someone, but a little bit I think is safe. It’s a sad day when this is a resonable compromise in the world of Walmart. Missouri & Tennessee More
Hmmm, I kinda thought gothic bottom biscuits would be burnt so they are black like everything else they wear. Missouri More
When you’re showing more ass than most people even have, I think something serious needs to change. Like the clothes you wear for starters. Missouri More
Your hair looks like candy. I’m not sure if you should be proud or ashamed. But more importantly I need our fans to decide if they would rather eat those licorice ropes or that cotton candy. Get that sugar high baby! Missouri & Texas More
These two clearly look like they’re ready for the Zombie Apocalypse, but the real question is which one are you going to follow into the pits of hell to fight with? Mrs. Machete or surprise surprise a half naked white guy with jean shorts and a gun. Missouri More
I need your help here guys. I can’t figure out which one I want to punch in the back of the head more. Denim Dan in all his cutoff glory or the Blue Meanie’s wife over here. You guys decide, in my mind they both deserve it. Missouri & New Mexico More
Sweet tea and lemonade! What we’ve got ourselves her is an old fashioned southern style shirtless standoff! Ewwwwwww weeeeeee doggy! I’m happier than a slab of butter on some fresh cornbread. So “Who Wears It Better?” Missouri & Virginia More
