Tails, Tails
There’s not even a male version of Rapunzel I can call you. That should tell you all you need to know. Shit is gross by the way. Unknown More
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Down In Daytona
Love the crop top. Says I’m here for the NASCAR race but I don’t want my belly to get too sweaty down her in Florida after I put down about 17 Busch beers. Arkansas More
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Olivia Newton-John
Let’s get physical, physical. I wanna get physical. New Mexico More
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Swinging From Vine To Vine
You must not have kids. Because I just see those little shits grabbing, pulling and swinging from that hair that you would eventually have to cut off so that it didn’t get yanked out. Georgia More
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Moving On Up
I just picture the old man with the dollar bill on the end of his fishing line saying “Ohhh you almost had it.” Unknown More
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Swaggin’
I truly love picturing the marketing meetings these companies have. “What should we call this product?” “My grandson and his friends say swag a lot. I think kids these days think swag is cool.” “Well we checked into Mildred’s idea and ‘The Fortnight’ is copyrighted so let go with Swag.” Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomPie Face
Fact: A pie in the face has always been and will always be funny. Never forget the classics. Unknown More
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Mr. Nasty Time
Here you will see the redneck in his natural habitat of Walmart presenting “the goods” to a potential mate. North Carolina More
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A Few of My Favorite Things
When I’m feeling sadI simply remember my favorite thingsAnd then I don’t feel so bad. Pennsylvania More
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A Flowery F*ck
Somehow I feel happier about this “fuck off” directed at me. I feel like I should say thank you. Unknown More
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The Big Green Machine
Going Green is important people. At least he’s doing his part. California More
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