Gotta do it for the ‘Gram y’all. The only thing I love more than seeing people out in random public places doing photoshoots is a good ol’ caption contest! So please amuse me people!
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she was trying to catch a snowflake
Accidentaly OD’d on lesbian viagra.
They were out of Elf on a Shelf so I picked up a Tart in a Cart.
or “whore at the store”.
She tried everything to get her last customer’s hair out of her mouth.
She forgot her shirt. You are supposed to go past the mailbox without your shirt.
Yes we need more women like her to gpo past the mailbox without shirts. Whatever she’s selling, I’ll take two…
“Is there a pube on my tongue?”
Loser. that’s been covered. try keeping up with previous posts.
Was it your pube on there? If so hope she has a dose of penicillin if so…..
Shoot your load.on my tongue …
ho in the cart
self check off
that yo gert really gets me off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bert woks in the dairy so off i go to the produce cause ernie has a cucumber
She told me she had an M&M stuck in there so I stuck my tongue in this far before I found it.
Human fly-paper. It’s a new diet, you know.
Scorched Earth
a portable scum dumpster
Say what you want, that’s the hottest women I’ve ever seen inside a Wal-Mart.
I guess you weren’t around during the ass-girl era.
Ariiel Winter in daisy dukes! yum!!
Thirsty
From rob
She’s sexy
I triple dog dare you.
“I can lick the whole thing in one swipe ’cause it’s only this big”
Her top looks like she cut a head hole in a pair of men’s underwear.
Aim here daddy I will catch it all
“On sale now!”
First come, first serve.
She’s the mascot for the Basiq Bitch fashion line.
“Woman can’t hold her licker”
Back in my day, blow up dolls didn’t look anywhere near that real!
And Wallyworld carrys them???
Does anyone else think that is by far the nicest cart I have ever seen in a Walmart?
Some women are door mats, and others are dick mats.
“Like, oh em gee, that molly was sooo fireeee! “
This was the only way she could get someone to pick her up for free