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Baby’s First Pimp

Congratulations, your child is now destined for pure greatness. Rumor has it that when Bill Gates, Barack Obama, Steve Jobs, and Mark Zuckerberg were born, Willy the Pimp was flown in as the honorary baby-ass smacker to get ’em crying!

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