I worked at walmart for a little over two years, and in that time I was not exactly a model employee, though my apparent seniority had me training all the new people in the back room. I trained most of them to treat the customers like farm animals and never pay them any real attention.
One of the new guys should have payed attention to that part of the training, as he shall forever regret asking a customer if he could help. In the cereal aisle, he sees this creature shopping approaches to greet with a smile. “May I help you sir?” It turns it’s head and looks directly at him. He shrinks back and squeaks out “….m’am?” As if he wasn’t certain.
It just grumbles out in this deep voice, “That’s fucked up.” and lumbers off to continue its shopping. He was devastated.
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