Awww man, I was just about to jump in that beat up old Chevy and have sex with you too! Dammit.
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Putting something like that on the side of your truck basically says: “I’m still in the closet so if you ask me in public I’ll make all kinds of nasty comments about homosexuals and claim their life-style is disgusting and sinful, but I’ll be more than happy to suck your dick at the highway rest stop bathroom on any Saturday afternoon!”
Nothing triggers these self-loathing deeply closeted rednecks than pointing to studying showing that homophobes are gay.
derp, studies, not studying. Looking at redneck pictures lowers my spelling ability
Thank you for assisting me in completing my daily “Dumb fucking things to read” quota.
I believe what you’re engaged in is called projection.
Unless the ‘girl’ is over 300 pounds and/or their mom or sister, usually all three, rednecks are not interested.
It is fitting since rednecks could never get a real woman, just ignorant meth-addicted fat-asses.
Don’t forget rednecks have no qualms about being plugged by their dad.
Fun fact: Alabama has billboards to remind its pathetic residents to not fuck family members.
That is so pathetic, it is fucking hilarious!!
Men having sex with men? Wouldn’t that make them democrats?
The southern redneck democrats have been known to own slaves. They even fought a war to keep them. They had jim crow laws for a while, too.
Yup, because the south is well-known for being heavily democratic.
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Proud flag of the intel brotherhood!!
Make that, “incel.”
Whomever invented autocorrect should burp in hall.
I guess that means he doesn’t have any sisters. And Mom died when the still blew up.
He is correct that male homosexuality is an unfortunate phenomenon. I wish it didn’t exist at all.
Yet somehow, I am able to get through life without incorporating a picto-gram to that effect onto the side of my car.