I guess when rednecks get older those hang a little lower.
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When I see these on a truck I immediately know what type of person owns it: Richard Cranium.
Being a red-neck is not a valid reason to park in a handicapped space. It IS a handicap, of course, just not an officially recognized one.
Since we can’t see the plate or the rearview mirror, we can’t tell if the has the handicap parking permit.
The truck reads “road rage instigator” to me. The driver is probably the kind of guy who goes under the speed limit, then gets offended when you pass him.
I’m sure it must be hard for a handicapped person to climb in and out of that truck, so I would help him out by letting the air out of his tires, thereby lowering the vehicle.
“Roostering behaviors” refers to things that beta males do to try to compensate for their lack of genital endowment. Driving a huge four wheel drive truck with a giant set of bull nuts on the back is a classic example.
Being someone who is normally endowed, I have a hard time time imagining what it’s like to be the golf-pencil-dick who feels the need to drive something like that.
The truck nuts is what you call having a sense of humor. What you drive is a choice, nothing to do with penis size. I drive a 3 ton plus 4×4, so if a latte drinking and texting moron crosses the center line on the highway. I will have a real good chance of walking away from the head on crash.
Interesting, but I’ve found it’s almost always the alpha males that are trying to make up for their shortcomings. I get that you wouldn’t say that, because you’re obviously an alpha male trying to cut down the lesser beta males.