Basket Case

I hope your mother had other kids and didn’t….wait for it….hold on….it’s coming….almost…..and….”put all of her eggs in one basket”. Huh? Right? Eggs like her fertility. Basket, cause you’re in a crate. The popular saying. Right? You know what people, lower your expectations. If you can’t find the humor in that, I don’t want to be your friend anyway.

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