Asleep At The Wheel

For about 18 months I worked part-time in Walmart in addition to my full-time job. This one particular night, I was checking out a couple and the whole time the lady was putting her purchases on the counter, she kept giving dirty looks at her husband. He just stood back while she loaded all the groceries on the counter. After everything was checked and loaded in her basket, she stood back and waited for him to pay. He finally shuffled up and just stood at the card reader and when I looked up at him, he was sound ASLEEP!!!! I gently tapped on the counter to wake him up, the lady wouldn’t even look at me. So, he woke up and paid and as they walked away the man’s pants fell down around his ankles. Unfazed, he calmly reached down, pulled them up and kept walking out the store!