Bed Time

I am a security supervisor at our local wal-mart. One night I was making my rounds and a 78 year old, toothless woman (regular customer) approched me in one of the Wal-mart electric carts. She grabbed my belt, pulled me down to her and said “You’re going to have to shave, and quit smoking before you get into my bed.”

Needless to say, I have a full beard and have started smoking huge, stinky cigars.