Blocked Up

My mom was a cashier at Walmart on the night shift. Around midnight- 1 am, a man came in her line who had placed several items on the belt but were obstructed by a huge, economy sized package of toilet paper. She proceeded to ask him “How are you tonight sir?” and he said, in a disgruntled tone ” Oh, ok I guess”. By this time she had scanned the toilet paper and the only items behind the economy size package of toilet paper were a plunger and 10 boxes of X-Lax. Needless to say that explained his disgruntled tone. Mom said she couldn’t look at him the rest of the time she was checking him out. She almost threw a magazine in for good measure…