Monkey Bread

My wife and I were shopping at a Walmart in our new community, and were struggling to find certain items that we could find at our old store. One item was Monkey Bread, which is a pastry in the frozen food section. I asked a clerk stocking in that section where I could find Monkey Bread. She looked at me, kind of puzzled, and said, “You might try the pet food section, but I really don’t think we have any monkey food at this store.”

I was at a loss for words, and walked away.