Full Moon

So my 3 year old daughter and I were in Walmart walking down the aisle when low and behold, a “plus, plus sized woman” wearing a long shirt and nothing else, decides to bend over to get something off the bottom shelf. We get a full moon (wearing a thong or nothing, I’m not sure) and my daughter loudly says, “Mommy why do we see her bum?” Everyone around starts laughing, while the woman stands up, gives a huff and exclaims “Your daughter is rude!” As she storms off I tell her how rude it was for her to show us the moon!