Wasn’t Me!

My aunt was looking for vitamin C in the pharmaceutical section of Wal-Mart. I was in the same area, just kind of wandering around while she got what she wanted. All of a sudden I heard someone cut the cheese, REALLY LOUDLY. I’m trying not to laugh really loudly, and just then my aunt comes up and I buried my face on her shoulder,she too is trying to stifle her laughter. “Oh my god. Did you do that?” She asked. I was horrified. I said no, and then we looked up, to see this man standing right by the pharmaceutical counter. No one else was nearby, and the noise had clearly come from his direction. He however, was acting like it had never happened, which made it even funnier. Before my aunt and I erupted in laughter or the smell hit us, we hurried away from the man.