A number of years ago, I was a Customer Service Manager in a small local Wal-mart. Finding time to get a break or lunch was difficult most days and I always made sure the cashiers got theirs first. One afternoon, I had about 20 minutes to go the lounge and try to have lunch. The entire time one of the floor associates kept calling over the PA for the department manager of pets to pick up the phone on line 1. The employee bathroom was next to the lounge and after about the 15th call over the PA for her the bathroom door flew open and the department manager, who was holding her pants together at the waist, grabs the phone to answer this person. She yelled out “I was on the john taking a good ole country shit”. She did not realize that the phone was set on PA and this comment was broadcast over the entire store. You could have heard a pin drop in the store at that point. Glad I finished my sandwich because otherwise I would have choked to death. I laughed till I was crying.
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