Panty Raid

I was working at a Walmart outside of Baltimore. This very pale faced and shaking middle aged woman comes up to me. She doesn’t say a word, but in one hand she’s holding a pair of panties by the hanger. In the other was a glob of gooey stuff. I knew right away what it was, but I just gave her a rag, took the panties, and led her to the bathroom. I called the manager and explained the situation, he gave the customer a big discount. Only after she was gone did we go into the break room and laugh our asses off.