From A Walcreature…

so i have a ton of stories! but i will pic a few only. i used to work at a walmart that is known to be really trashy, it wasnt like that when i was there, but it has since gone down hill. it has hit bottom actually.  i worked on the floor and also cashiered when it was super busy.  there was a woman who used to come in on her motorized chub club cart and hide things in her mu mu and her fat rolls! no joke! her and her kids would eat candy and leave the wrappers everywhere.  also, one night i was walking up front to get my returns and i walked past a man in an isle whose little boy was standing up in the basket and peeing onto the floor while he pushed the cart and ignored the child!  the best one is the condom we found in the chair in furniture! it was used and i didnt ask any questions!  the most bizarre was the man who was caught shoplifting, and he knew it. so his response… to go into the bathroom strip naked and cover himself in soap.  then roll around on the floor and!
pretend to have a siezure!  they took him out cuffed to a stretcher, with a towel over his midsection! if i’m lieing, i’m dieing!