We’ve got ourselves an epic battle of “crazy hair, don’t care” over here. The dreaded ponytail is elaborate but I’m going to push my vote towards the parting of the Hulk Hogan mullet. South Carolina More
You would think a sad clown would be the saddest of all types of clowns. But you would be wrong. The lazy half-assed clowns are the saddest clowns of all. Colorado & Kentucky More
Wow that’s a lot of patterns. I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. That’s a lot of BAD patterns. There is honestly no combination between the two of you that could even slightly be considered matching. Awful. Kansas More
We’ve got the battle of the bulge in this gut check edition of Who Wears It Better: Belly Busters!!! I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going with tattoo girl. Not only is a nice accent piece to your gut a classy touch, but sweatpants tucked into boots just sets it over the top […] More
I hope nobody tried to catch these leprechauns yesterday. I feel like instead of a pot of gold you would have found a 1987 van with ropes and handcuffs waiting for you. Utah More