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So skin tight flesh colored pants are still out there huh? All of our PSA’s on them apparently haven’t reached every corner of the country yet. Ohio More
Shoutout to clothing manufacturers who somehow manage to take all the clothes people wouldn’t never and should never wear and sell them just by slapping some holiday theme prints on it. Minnesota & New Jersey More
We thought we’d play a fun little game today. In this scenario, you have to pick one to babysit your kids…and go. Canada More
In a crack battle there are never any actual winners. However, I’m going to favor the guy waiting for some good pills to help ignore the world instead of the guy buying CDs like its 1993. Arizona & Colorado More
Which spandex onesie do you guys prefer? Potato or what I believe might be camouflage. I can’t really see because it blends in so well. Kansas & Texas More
Who needs Match.com when you have PeopleOfWalmart.com? Texas More
Maybe you never really grow out of being weird. Perhaps you just go from young and dumb to old and dumb. I’m still not sure which is worse though. Colorado & Nevada More
Couple of wild animals here. So who do you guys think wears their spirit animal better? Illinois & Tennessee More
Some people just know how to keep it realer than others. So who you guys feeling? High Times or 69 boyz? California & Virginia More
My man Willy the mo-fo-ing Pimp!!! Wondering what he is doing in the trash?….probably looking for yo momma! Florida More
Okay ladies, when you wake up from your orgasm induced coma, let me know if you prefer your man mullets dark or light. Pennsylvania & Texas More
I mean, we all know what my answer is. He was a doll that could murder people. What’s so interesting about you lady? Unknown More
