The French Maid
Asked my wife to hire a French maid and boy did that backfire on me. Unknown More
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Hanes Her Way
You know, this whole mask thing is really pissing some people off. I mean, they are really losing their shit over this whole thing. It’s a big mess and I can see why some are causing a stink. Unknown More
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The Bread Man
If the crazy pigeon lady from Home Alone 2 is looking for a spouse I think I might have the perfect match. Unknown More
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Slightly ImPERV-fect
One of those sleepovers where you hope you’re the kid who actually doesn’t get invited… Unknown More
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Talkin’ Bout Practice
Has anyone ever seen a nicely done Nazi tattoo? They all look like they were done by a high school kid practicing his tattooing in the dark. Unknown More
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Hang On Tight
I mean, it’s gonna feel weird sitting that high up on you to press my balls against your back but I certainly want to make sure I’m following safety instructions. Unknown More
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Let Down Your Beard
I’m just picturing a bunch of tiny Cornaviruses climbing up you’re Rapunzel beard. Unknown More
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The Bubble
I guess even Bubble Boy’s technology has improved a bit over the last 20 years. Still pretty dumb looking though. Unknown More
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Moon Over My Booties
I don’t know about you but cowboy boots under a half moon sounds like a perfect country song to me. Kentucky More
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Minimal Coverage
Yeah, sure go ahead and try a few of them on, not a problem. Thanks for not spreading germs with a facemark though. Unknown More
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Crackin’ Jokes
Funny how the self-checkout always seems filled with people who check themselves out the least. Unknown More
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