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Jagged Edge
All of your stocking stuffers are going to fall out this year because you poked holes through your stocking. You nasty. Arizona More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomTime Of The Month
Then turn around and walk in!!! Wtf?! I’d much rather give you money for booze or drugs anyway. Unknown More
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Selfie Control
I must be the only one left on the planet that still feels like a total dildo taking a selfie of myself. Grown ass man with no chill. Ya look foolish. New Jersey More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Nebraska, RandomChocolate Diamonds
Bud, don’t waste your money on jewelry. You’re so far deep into your mining anyway I’d bet you come out with some sort of decent diamond. Nebraska More
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in Canada, Featured Creature, Funny, RandomHug It Out
Dear Canada, we know you’re the nicest people in the world already. You don’t have to prove it with trust hugs, eh? Canada More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, New York, RandomForever Unclean
He needs some flexibility in case ISIS invades the shitter and he has to roundhouse kick a punk ass. New York More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomThe Hair Pull
GREENVILLE — A violent attack was caught on camera in the Greenville Walmart store, and police say it happened when a customer became angry about another customer she thought cut her in line. “She grabbed me and she was like wham!” the victim, Deanne Kenworthy, told FOX 45, “I mean she slammed me hard.” Watch […] More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomTraining Day
This seem rather close actually. Perhaps a little more hidden knives to shank someone trying to jack that last iPad for sale, but other than that I’d say it’s spot on. Can’t wait for next week to see how we as a society haven’t learned anything from years past. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Random, TexasHere’s Your Sign
I’ve got nothing against people that need scooters, especially the elderly….What I do have a thing for however, is irony. Someone running into a glasses stand tickles me deep down inside and I enjoy it. Texas More
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Burn One Down
If you’re digging in a Walmart smoker’s post to find a cigarette….IT’S TIME TO QUIT!!!! New Mexico More
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Dick The Halls
Sure, everyone wants to get all offended by Starbucks cups but nobody in the media seems concerned about the big dildo hanging around the Christmas tree! Mississippi More
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Self Propelled
I don’t waffle on topics so I’m gonna go ahead and let my stance be known on these fake hoverboard bullshit things. They’re dumb. You look dumb. They are not the future. You know that impression you get when you see a person on a Segway now? That’s the exact fate you have in store. […] More
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